College - oru Comedy - Pilot Episode 1 (part 2)

Parts 2 and 3

Warning: read part 1 first

Location: Palani Hostel Room 111. First floor la centre room. Adhanga, namma room. 6 PM.


Naanum Suresh um room la enter aanom. Enaku kilinja shirt pocket. Avanuku shirt eh kilinjadu. Adu varaikm vittatha paathu paduthu kedanda Ramesh 'deeaaaiii' nu iluthu raagam paadi elundu ukkaandan.

Suresh enna paathu, 'College serndu karumam 6 hours thaan aagudu. Adukulla oru palla kaanom. Cha' nu veruthu sonaan. Naan avana pidichu room la irunda oru chair la ukara vechen. First floor eh kilinja sattai yaaru nu paka kooditu irundudu. Room ah close pani lock panitu naanum single bed la sarinjen.

Kanna moodina udane ramesh chuma ilaama sonaan, 'Ennada veladringala? neenga paata vandhu thoongaringa? Enna vitutu engayo godha la erangittu adha patthi solla kooda matingala?'

Suresh gaandaitaan. 'Pal ila nu kooda paaka maten. kadichu vechiruven' nu sonaan. adukapram enna aachu theriyadu. thoongiten. sorry. mayangiten.


9 PM.

Elundu ukaanda Ramesh biscuit packet vangi vechrundaan,

'Mess Idli weight da. Seri nu moonu perukum biscuit packet vangitu vanduten' nu sonaan. Suresh inum mayakathila irundaan.

'nala irundaa idli ye sapda vendyadu thaane?'

'Weight nu literal ah sonen.'

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'Adha eduthu un thalai la ongi adicha uyir poidum. avalo weight.'

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'Pinna enna da... Elupina kooda madikama rendu perukum apdi oru thookam? Ennaya kadha ketu pakathu room pasanga savadikaranga.'

'Seri, avangalayum koopdu. Yaar nu papom. Oreydiya solidalam. Aprom Suresh mugathla konjam thanni thelichu vidu. Mayakam theliyum.'

'Edhu Mayakamaaa?'

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Pakathu room pasanga Annamalai, Bhagirathan and Parameswaran. Parameswaran oor lendu varumbodhe 2 kilo bakkada elarukum edthutu vandurukan. Adula minjina rendu moonu piece ah thinnute naanum Suresh um kadha sollitrundom.

'Wow', adhu Ramesh, 'Girls hostel edhira maram, aduku keela oru bench. Romantic da.'

'Full ah kelu' nu sonen. Seri nu aarvama ketanga.

Suresh than kadha solitu irundan. 'Naanga rendu perum irundoma, apo 'excuse me' nu oru koral.'

Ramesh: mela solu.

Suresh: Paatha, adhu oru kanaadi pota kandraavi.

Ramesh: Ponnaa?

Suresh: Illa da. oru sodabutti paya.

Ramesh: Adhaana paathen. Neeyavadu, ponnungala yaavadu, thitradavadu...

Baghirathan um oru sodabutti.

Baghi: Ipo kanaadi potavanga mela unaku enna gaandu?

Suresh: Sorry brother. Elar mela elam ila. Andha aravekkaadu mela mattum thaan enakku total kaduppu. Continuing, college sernda anaiku Girls hostel ngara kovil edhira irukaradu kooda theriyama avan ena ketaan theryumaa? Aduku total Opposite direction la thoorama irunda building ah kaati adhaane main building, anga thana first year ku class edupanga nu ketaan.

Ramesh: Aravekkaadu noothula oru vaartha da.

Suresh: (acknowledge pannitu) aduku idho irukaane puniyavaan, vaaya vechitu chuma ilama ketta vaarthai la ye thititaan. kadiyaagi avanum poitaan.

Me: Control pana mudiyala da.

Ramesh: I can understand. But andha madri aarvakolaaru elam ketta vaartha pesinavan elam jenma edhiri nu suthuvanga. pathuka.

Baghi: Vidu vidu. Aprom?

Suresh: Aprom enna, apdiye andha classroom vecha building pakam poyi, naduvula irunda roundana la irundavan ta edo discussion nadathinaan. anga irunda naalu pera kootitu anda paya inga vandaan.

Paramu: Sodabutti um ah?

Suresh: Illa. avan angaye roundana pakam mutti potutrundaan. apove ushar aagirukanum.

Me: Andha ^#%$( edayo keezha potu kannu theriyama theditrundanu nenachen.

Bhagi: Seniors oh?

Me: Aama.

Suresh: Vandaanga. Oruthan en kan la irunda ray ban ah edthu potukitan.Inoruthan anda gap la oru ara vitaan.

Me: Naan immediate ah spot ah gaali pana pathen. Moonavadu irundavan en shirt pocket ah pudichan. Pocket la onum ila da paradesi nu mind la strike aachu. pichitu poiten. evanum thorathala.

Suresh: Avan size ah pathu orey oruthan pudika ponaan. Ess agitaan. enna moonu per valachitanga. Oru anju nimisham adichtu, first year epdi nadandukanum nu anda sodabutti ya pathu kathuka nu solitu marupadiyum poitanga.

Me: Aprom naan thaan avanga pogara varaikm olinju irundutu aprom ivana allitu vanden.

Suresh: thanks machi. aprom onnu sola maranduten. Unna naalaiku roundana ku kootitu vara sonanga.

Me: Ha ha.

Suresh: Serious ah.

Me: Dei.

Suresh: Illa na enna hostel pugundu adipenu solirukanga...

Me: Enna koduma sir idhu.

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Episode 2 link

College - oru Comedy - Pilot Episode (part 1)

- A totally imaginary serial(many posts coming up) experience you can (hopefully) relate to. Proceed if you understand thamizh (tamil). First person narration purely a matter of storytelling and does not mean it relates to me.

Adu oru Social network illaada kaalam.

'CIT kedachruku machi. Range brand name. School thaan oru waste ah poachu. College la paaru, epdi kalakaren nu. coimbatore full ah azhagana ponnunga than. adula oruthiku koodava pudikama poidum nammala? ' nu en friend ta sonen.

Avan apovey sonaan. Adukkelaam oru macham venum da Siva nu. Aana andha time, en nambikai aarvathula dance aadina kaalam. Avana nambaama vaazhkai la ye podaada cooling glass elam vangitu college vandu sernden. Appa amma kooda college main building munaadi foto eduthutu ooruku anupi vechen. ‘kadai la poyi kilinja jeans ah vaangina nu mattum therinjudu…’ nu normal aana kural la warn pannitu kelambinanga amma.

School la kooda padicha rendu pasanga than room mates. ‘Hostel la yen da cooling glass ah potu savadikara?’ nu Ramesh(one room mate) ketaan. ‘Inime appadi thaan’ nu nayagan madri dialog vitutu girls hostel enda pakam nu pakalam nu yartayum solama kelambinen. Oru direction ah paathu nadanden. Onnu ragging irukaa ilaya nu theriyala. Rendu indha pakam ponaa than warden office. Kandipa seniors yarum iruka matanga. Moonu cooling glass potutu poitrunden. Mind voice la ‘kandukondaen kandukondaen’.

Apdiye ponaa ponunga density adhigama irukara oru area vandudu. Oru gate. Aduku oru watchman. Thaandina rendu building. College ku ularaye gate pota adhu girls hostel ah thaan irukum nu mudivu panen. Anga ukaandu site adika location iruka nu apdiye paathaa, pakka location. Oru maram. Aduku keela park la elam irukara bench. Adula already oruthan irundaan. Vera yaaru, namma second room mate Suresh.

‘Vaa da machi. Nee varalaye nu than paathen’ nu thalli ukaandan. Avan potutrundadu ray-ban glass. En mokka cooler mottha value eh 30 Rs thaan. First velayaa adha kalatti pant pocket la potutu avan pakathula settle aanen.

Episode 1 Part 2 here