College - oru Comedy - Episode 2 - First day class

WARNING: Start from Episode1

Baggy (Bhagirathan thaan, namma Suresh vecha short name Baggy), Paramu, Annamalai overnight nala friends aananga. Enga room la moonu perum 12th std madras la V.....school (known for all sorts of strictness) la mudichrundom. Ivanga school la pana rouse elam ketaa vaazhkai la romba miss pana oru feeling. Seri, ipo eduku adu? kadhai ku povom. Next day morning, moonu perum college ku kelambinom.

Me: Kandippa poi paathu than aganuma? First class poraduku munaadi koviluku povanga nu kelvipatruken. namma senior ah ya pakanum?
Suresh: Mooditu va. Ipo pona avangalum class poganum nu vituduvanga. Evening sikkina overnight thaan di.
Me: Aduvum seri than.
Ramesh: Ungala nenacha comedy ah iruku da.modha naale ipdiya sikkuvinga? naana irunda poyi Vijay style la 'naaaa'nu pammitu vandruven.

Enakum Sureshkum apo thaan andha idea thonuchu.

Me: machi, nee weight ah nadipa la. neeye poyi naan nu sollen.
Suresh: naanum adhan nenachen.

Oru second Ramesh engala paathan. Apo than enaku confidence koodichu.

Ramesh: Enna paatha ungaluku epdi theryudu?
Me: Nee pona nu vechika, avanuku vera oruthanache nu oru doubt irundute irukum. kadaisi varaikm confusion la vitruvanga.
Ramesh: Adiyei... Idhu varaikm Ghilli madri room la ye irundadu edukungara? ipdi sikkama iruka thaan. Ila na engalukum cooling glass potu alaya theriyada?
Suresh: Ivan oruthan epo paru Vijay Vijay nu...
Me: Neeye imagine pannu Ramesh. Girls hostel munadi. Ponnunga elam college pogara time...
Ramesh: Public ah maanam pogum.
Me: No. Famous agiduva.
Ramesh: Andha famous neenga agaradu.
Me: En mela avangaluku gaandu. Nee pona doubt la irupanga. adulayum nee style ah 'naa' pota na vituduvanga.

Five seconds yosichaan.

Ramesh: Enakkenamo idu seriya padala.

Five minutes later, Suresh and Ramesh roundana la irundanga. Main building oda backside varum. Kadhavu pakathula avanga bag oda wait panite thoorathula roundana la ena nadakudu nu pathutu irunden. Anga...

Senior1: Un peru ena sona? Yaru da ivan?
Suresh: Naa, en peru S.Suresh. Ivan peru R.Ramesh. Nethu odi ponavan.
Senior2: Apdiyaa? Paatha romba olliya irundane da nethu?
Ramesh: naa, naduvulainga pesaraduku sorry nga naa. Nethu romba bayandutenunga na. Ungaluku kovam vandrumo nu S.Suresh sonaaru na.
Senior1: Butti inda paya avana pachaya thitnada sonaan la?
Ramesh: Anna, avaru solradainga na nambidadhinga na. Indha romba padikara pasangale apdithanunga na. Naan 'endraa naaye' nu oru kovathula ketuputenunga na.manichirunga na. ungaluku pudikailanga na kandippa niruthipodurenga.
Senior2: Romba pammurane da.
Suresh: Romba nalavan na.
Senior1: (To Suresh) Nee saathu. (To Ramesh) Nee ipo enna pandra, irukara 5 section la yum endha ponnu irukaradu la ye azhagu nu paathtu vara. unaku iniku idhaan assignment. Olunga pana na butti ya naangale midhikarom. Aana mavane, yemathina... butti ya vitu un mela...
Ramesh: Aiyo ennanga na, namma senior ku idhu kooda panaama epdinga na. soltinga la. mudichdalam ga. Anni nga details elam edthutu vandudren na.
Senior3: Anni yaaa...
Ramesh: Ada annan aalu enakku anni thaanenga na. Enaku adutha varusham evalachu varuva na.
Senior1: (To Ramesh) Nee nadathu da nadathu. Endha section?
Suresh: Rendu perum A section than na.
Senior1: Anda class la yachu yar nu pathu vei iniku ok?
Ramesh: Seringa na.
Senior2: Apporam paaruppa Suresh, evening 5 o clock ipdi ka vaa. Konjam pesanum.
Suresh: Annaa... (Mind voice of earlier dialog: Evening sikkinaa overnight thaan di...)
Senior1: Enna da ? Ulaga maanadu iruko?
Suresh: Illa na, Varen na. Ok na.

Thoorathula,

Me: Success.

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Indha kalavarathula class ku late. physics vaathiyaar apdiye poitu second hour 9 30 ku vara solitaru. apdiye Ramesh ku help pana first row la elaa girls ah yum oru look viten. Sir adha paathu tholachitaaru. 'Centre boy' inum 5 mins anga irunda semester ke absent potuduven nu sona vudane moonu perum corridor end la irukara water-doctor ta poyi settle agitom.

Me: indha class la onnum therala. orey oru sumaar. idha venaa solidalam.
Ramesh: Edhu, third from door ah?
Me: yes...
Ramesh: thanks da. sikkaporadhu naan. unaku poyi help ku vanden paaru.
Suresh: Paramu vum namma class than paathiya?
Ramesh: De, evening sola sonangale. aduku idea kudupiya, ada vitutu...
Me: machi vettiya thaane irukom. Elaa class la yum ponunga first row thaan, onnu onna poyi paatha enna?
Ramesh: Excellent idea.

B section la oruthanayum kaanum. edho lab ku poitanga nu board la eludi irundudu. C section la oru thaarumaaru figure (prachothagam), D la naalu-anju figure and E la sila sumaar.

Suresh: (with aananda kanneer) Kadavulaa paathu senior vaayila apdi oru punishment koduka solirukaan da.
Ramesh: (janakaraj-aboorva sagotharargal style) No silly feelings. Kadamai la paasathuku edam koduka koodadu.

Soon... 9 30 AM.

Physics sir veliya ponaaru, naanga ulla ponom. Last row empty. Seri nu anga settle aanom. Second hour Maths. Oru sir vandaaru. Attendance edutharu. enga moonu perayum edho note panikitaru. Intro nu elaarayum edavadu sola sonaru. Kadasi la poruka mudiyama Ramesh ah nikka vechu oru kelvi ya ketaaru,

Sir: Adepdi da varushaa varusham Madras lendu moonu pasanga vandu first day ve last row la seat pudikiringa?
Ramesh: Vera seat kedaikala sir... Late ah vandhom...
Sir: kedacha munadi vandrupingalo?
Ramesh: Definite ah sir.

Avar chair eduthu first row la girls chair pakathula potaaru.

Sir: Vaanga sir. vandu inga ukaarunga. Ini inda scene podradu, class ku late ah varradhu, idelam pana ipdi thaan.

Ramesh sogamave mugatha vechitu note edthutu ponaan.

Suresh: Pudikadha madriye poraan patha la?
Me: aama da. innaa act!
Suresh: Aduthu indha aal class epo paaru? Kandipa ini late ah than varuven.

Class start aanapram pakathula irunda ponu ta pen ketu vaanginaan.

Suresh: avana kandippa namba kooda serka koodadu da. Naale nimishathu la nacchu nu enjoy pandraan paaru. Naayi, pena va pogaraduku munaadi enta yen kuduthaanu ipo thaane theriyudu...
Me: Vidu da. Avanaachu anubavikatum. Nee board ah paaru. First class.
Suresh: Ipo edho kekaraane. Penaa ku sharpener kekaraano? aiyo ava sirikkarale... Ennala mudiala da, ennala mudiala. School lendu andha naaye kadala podude... neeyo naano edavadu panirupama? mudiala da Siva, mudiala.

Ipadiye poachu.

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Afternoon lunch saptu mudhal la class ku vandhu centre row la centre moonu seat ah yum pudichu ukandom.

Suresh: (to Ramesh) naan adaye thaan soldren. en ta pesaadha.
Ramesh: Hey, what to do ya? Saranya only talked to me ya. She is not even that attractive da.
Me: Ipo eduku peter vidra?
Ramesh: Apdi elam ila you know...
Suresh: Adukulla Saranya va da... nadatharaane da Siva.
Ramesh: Adelaam ila da. Just friends.
Suresh: Adenna da 'just friends'? friend na avalo elakkarama pocho ungalukku? Indha kadala podara naadharigale ipdi thaan da.
Ramesh: De, ungalukaaga senior ta elam sikkiruken da. Ena da ipdi solringa?
Me: Aama da, aama da. Indha thadava manichu vitudalaam da. (Mind voice: apo thaan adutha thadavayum ivanaye use panalam)
Suresh: (Suddenly getting an idea) Seri, apo enakku Saranya intro thariya?
Ramesh: vandhu... She might not prefer that on the first day you know...

Naan saapta saapatla apdiye thoongiten. Half mayaka state la keta sila words. 'Suresh: andha mess la yum ivan vidaama thinnaan da. thoongama?', 'Prof: In this ECE class, we will study...', 'some girl: present sir', 'Prof: Shivashankar.S', 'Ramesh: De siva, nee thaan da pakki', 'Suresh: (changing voice) present sir'...
5 o clk hostel ku poganum nu elupi vitan Ramesh. Suresh already seniors ah paaka poirundaan.

Ramesh: Nee ipdiye Suresh bag edthutu hostel poidu. saranya wanted to tell me something. Ok?

First day classes over, engaluku andha class la Paramu va matum than theryum. Oh, Ramesh ku Saranya va yum theriyum.

Episode 3 here

College - oru Comedy - Pilot Episode 1 (part 2)

Parts 2 and 3

Warning: read part 1 first

Location: Palani Hostel Room 111. First floor la centre room. Adhanga, namma room. 6 PM.


Naanum Suresh um room la enter aanom. Enaku kilinja shirt pocket. Avanuku shirt eh kilinjadu. Adu varaikm vittatha paathu paduthu kedanda Ramesh 'deeaaaiii' nu iluthu raagam paadi elundu ukkaandan.

Suresh enna paathu, 'College serndu karumam 6 hours thaan aagudu. Adukulla oru palla kaanom. Cha' nu veruthu sonaan. Naan avana pidichu room la irunda oru chair la ukara vechen. First floor eh kilinja sattai yaaru nu paka kooditu irundudu. Room ah close pani lock panitu naanum single bed la sarinjen.

Kanna moodina udane ramesh chuma ilaama sonaan, 'Ennada veladringala? neenga paata vandhu thoongaringa? Enna vitutu engayo godha la erangittu adha patthi solla kooda matingala?'

Suresh gaandaitaan. 'Pal ila nu kooda paaka maten. kadichu vechiruven' nu sonaan. adukapram enna aachu theriyadu. thoongiten. sorry. mayangiten.


9 PM.

Elundu ukaanda Ramesh biscuit packet vangi vechrundaan,

'Mess Idli weight da. Seri nu moonu perukum biscuit packet vangitu vanduten' nu sonaan. Suresh inum mayakathila irundaan.

'nala irundaa idli ye sapda vendyadu thaane?'

'Weight nu literal ah sonen.'

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'Adha eduthu un thalai la ongi adicha uyir poidum. avalo weight.'

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'Pinna enna da... Elupina kooda madikama rendu perukum apdi oru thookam? Ennaya kadha ketu pakathu room pasanga savadikaranga.'

'Seri, avangalayum koopdu. Yaar nu papom. Oreydiya solidalam. Aprom Suresh mugathla konjam thanni thelichu vidu. Mayakam theliyum.'

'Edhu Mayakamaaa?'

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Pakathu room pasanga Annamalai, Bhagirathan and Parameswaran. Parameswaran oor lendu varumbodhe 2 kilo bakkada elarukum edthutu vandurukan. Adula minjina rendu moonu piece ah thinnute naanum Suresh um kadha sollitrundom.

'Wow', adhu Ramesh, 'Girls hostel edhira maram, aduku keela oru bench. Romantic da.'

'Full ah kelu' nu sonen. Seri nu aarvama ketanga.

Suresh than kadha solitu irundan. 'Naanga rendu perum irundoma, apo 'excuse me' nu oru koral.'

Ramesh: mela solu.

Suresh: Paatha, adhu oru kanaadi pota kandraavi.

Ramesh: Ponnaa?

Suresh: Illa da. oru sodabutti paya.

Ramesh: Adhaana paathen. Neeyavadu, ponnungala yaavadu, thitradavadu...

Baghirathan um oru sodabutti.

Baghi: Ipo kanaadi potavanga mela unaku enna gaandu?

Suresh: Sorry brother. Elar mela elam ila. Andha aravekkaadu mela mattum thaan enakku total kaduppu. Continuing, college sernda anaiku Girls hostel ngara kovil edhira irukaradu kooda theriyama avan ena ketaan theryumaa? Aduku total Opposite direction la thoorama irunda building ah kaati adhaane main building, anga thana first year ku class edupanga nu ketaan.

Ramesh: Aravekkaadu noothula oru vaartha da.

Suresh: (acknowledge pannitu) aduku idho irukaane puniyavaan, vaaya vechitu chuma ilama ketta vaarthai la ye thititaan. kadiyaagi avanum poitaan.

Me: Control pana mudiyala da.

Ramesh: I can understand. But andha madri aarvakolaaru elam ketta vaartha pesinavan elam jenma edhiri nu suthuvanga. pathuka.

Baghi: Vidu vidu. Aprom?

Suresh: Aprom enna, apdiye andha classroom vecha building pakam poyi, naduvula irunda roundana la irundavan ta edo discussion nadathinaan. anga irunda naalu pera kootitu anda paya inga vandaan.

Paramu: Sodabutti um ah?

Suresh: Illa. avan angaye roundana pakam mutti potutrundaan. apove ushar aagirukanum.

Me: Andha ^#%$( edayo keezha potu kannu theriyama theditrundanu nenachen.

Bhagi: Seniors oh?

Me: Aama.

Suresh: Vandaanga. Oruthan en kan la irunda ray ban ah edthu potukitan.Inoruthan anda gap la oru ara vitaan.

Me: Naan immediate ah spot ah gaali pana pathen. Moonavadu irundavan en shirt pocket ah pudichan. Pocket la onum ila da paradesi nu mind la strike aachu. pichitu poiten. evanum thorathala.

Suresh: Avan size ah pathu orey oruthan pudika ponaan. Ess agitaan. enna moonu per valachitanga. Oru anju nimisham adichtu, first year epdi nadandukanum nu anda sodabutti ya pathu kathuka nu solitu marupadiyum poitanga.

Me: Aprom naan thaan avanga pogara varaikm olinju irundutu aprom ivana allitu vanden.

Suresh: thanks machi. aprom onnu sola maranduten. Unna naalaiku roundana ku kootitu vara sonanga.

Me: Ha ha.

Suresh: Serious ah.

Me: Dei.

Suresh: Illa na enna hostel pugundu adipenu solirukanga...

Me: Enna koduma sir idhu.

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Episode 2 link

College - oru Comedy - Pilot Episode (part 1)

- A totally imaginary serial(many posts coming up) experience you can (hopefully) relate to. Proceed if you understand thamizh (tamil). First person narration purely a matter of storytelling and does not mean it relates to me.

Adu oru Social network illaada kaalam.

'CIT kedachruku machi. Range brand name. School thaan oru waste ah poachu. College la paaru, epdi kalakaren nu. coimbatore full ah azhagana ponnunga than. adula oruthiku koodava pudikama poidum nammala? ' nu en friend ta sonen.

Avan apovey sonaan. Adukkelaam oru macham venum da Siva nu. Aana andha time, en nambikai aarvathula dance aadina kaalam. Avana nambaama vaazhkai la ye podaada cooling glass elam vangitu college vandu sernden. Appa amma kooda college main building munaadi foto eduthutu ooruku anupi vechen. ‘kadai la poyi kilinja jeans ah vaangina nu mattum therinjudu…’ nu normal aana kural la warn pannitu kelambinanga amma.

School la kooda padicha rendu pasanga than room mates. ‘Hostel la yen da cooling glass ah potu savadikara?’ nu Ramesh(one room mate) ketaan. ‘Inime appadi thaan’ nu nayagan madri dialog vitutu girls hostel enda pakam nu pakalam nu yartayum solama kelambinen. Oru direction ah paathu nadanden. Onnu ragging irukaa ilaya nu theriyala. Rendu indha pakam ponaa than warden office. Kandipa seniors yarum iruka matanga. Moonu cooling glass potutu poitrunden. Mind voice la ‘kandukondaen kandukondaen’.

Apdiye ponaa ponunga density adhigama irukara oru area vandudu. Oru gate. Aduku oru watchman. Thaandina rendu building. College ku ularaye gate pota adhu girls hostel ah thaan irukum nu mudivu panen. Anga ukaandu site adika location iruka nu apdiye paathaa, pakka location. Oru maram. Aduku keela park la elam irukara bench. Adula already oruthan irundaan. Vera yaaru, namma second room mate Suresh.

‘Vaa da machi. Nee varalaye nu than paathen’ nu thalli ukaandan. Avan potutrundadu ray-ban glass. En mokka cooler mottha value eh 30 Rs thaan. First velayaa adha kalatti pant pocket la potutu avan pakathula settle aanen.

Episode 1 Part 2 here