College - oru Comedy - Episode 2 - First day class

WARNING: Start from Episode1

Baggy (Bhagirathan thaan, namma Suresh vecha short name Baggy), Paramu, Annamalai overnight nala friends aananga. Enga room la moonu perum 12th std madras la V.....school (known for all sorts of strictness) la mudichrundom. Ivanga school la pana rouse elam ketaa vaazhkai la romba miss pana oru feeling. Seri, ipo eduku adu? kadhai ku povom. Next day morning, moonu perum college ku kelambinom.

Me: Kandippa poi paathu than aganuma? First class poraduku munaadi koviluku povanga nu kelvipatruken. namma senior ah ya pakanum?
Suresh: Mooditu va. Ipo pona avangalum class poganum nu vituduvanga. Evening sikkina overnight thaan di.
Me: Aduvum seri than.
Ramesh: Ungala nenacha comedy ah iruku da.modha naale ipdiya sikkuvinga? naana irunda poyi Vijay style la 'naaaa'nu pammitu vandruven.

Enakum Sureshkum apo thaan andha idea thonuchu.

Me: machi, nee weight ah nadipa la. neeye poyi naan nu sollen.
Suresh: naanum adhan nenachen.

Oru second Ramesh engala paathan. Apo than enaku confidence koodichu.

Ramesh: Enna paatha ungaluku epdi theryudu?
Me: Nee pona nu vechika, avanuku vera oruthanache nu oru doubt irundute irukum. kadaisi varaikm confusion la vitruvanga.
Ramesh: Adiyei... Idhu varaikm Ghilli madri room la ye irundadu edukungara? ipdi sikkama iruka thaan. Ila na engalukum cooling glass potu alaya theriyada?
Suresh: Ivan oruthan epo paru Vijay Vijay nu...
Me: Neeye imagine pannu Ramesh. Girls hostel munadi. Ponnunga elam college pogara time...
Ramesh: Public ah maanam pogum.
Me: No. Famous agiduva.
Ramesh: Andha famous neenga agaradu.
Me: En mela avangaluku gaandu. Nee pona doubt la irupanga. adulayum nee style ah 'naa' pota na vituduvanga.

Five seconds yosichaan.

Ramesh: Enakkenamo idu seriya padala.

Five minutes later, Suresh and Ramesh roundana la irundanga. Main building oda backside varum. Kadhavu pakathula avanga bag oda wait panite thoorathula roundana la ena nadakudu nu pathutu irunden. Anga...

Senior1: Un peru ena sona? Yaru da ivan?
Suresh: Naa, en peru S.Suresh. Ivan peru R.Ramesh. Nethu odi ponavan.
Senior2: Apdiyaa? Paatha romba olliya irundane da nethu?
Ramesh: naa, naduvulainga pesaraduku sorry nga naa. Nethu romba bayandutenunga na. Ungaluku kovam vandrumo nu S.Suresh sonaaru na.
Senior1: Butti inda paya avana pachaya thitnada sonaan la?
Ramesh: Anna, avaru solradainga na nambidadhinga na. Indha romba padikara pasangale apdithanunga na. Naan 'endraa naaye' nu oru kovathula ketuputenunga na.manichirunga na. ungaluku pudikailanga na kandippa niruthipodurenga.
Senior2: Romba pammurane da.
Suresh: Romba nalavan na.
Senior1: (To Suresh) Nee saathu. (To Ramesh) Nee ipo enna pandra, irukara 5 section la yum endha ponnu irukaradu la ye azhagu nu paathtu vara. unaku iniku idhaan assignment. Olunga pana na butti ya naangale midhikarom. Aana mavane, yemathina... butti ya vitu un mela...
Ramesh: Aiyo ennanga na, namma senior ku idhu kooda panaama epdinga na. soltinga la. mudichdalam ga. Anni nga details elam edthutu vandudren na.
Senior3: Anni yaaa...
Ramesh: Ada annan aalu enakku anni thaanenga na. Enaku adutha varusham evalachu varuva na.
Senior1: (To Ramesh) Nee nadathu da nadathu. Endha section?
Suresh: Rendu perum A section than na.
Senior1: Anda class la yachu yar nu pathu vei iniku ok?
Ramesh: Seringa na.
Senior2: Apporam paaruppa Suresh, evening 5 o clock ipdi ka vaa. Konjam pesanum.
Suresh: Annaa... (Mind voice of earlier dialog: Evening sikkinaa overnight thaan di...)
Senior1: Enna da ? Ulaga maanadu iruko?
Suresh: Illa na, Varen na. Ok na.

Thoorathula,

Me: Success.

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Indha kalavarathula class ku late. physics vaathiyaar apdiye poitu second hour 9 30 ku vara solitaru. apdiye Ramesh ku help pana first row la elaa girls ah yum oru look viten. Sir adha paathu tholachitaaru. 'Centre boy' inum 5 mins anga irunda semester ke absent potuduven nu sona vudane moonu perum corridor end la irukara water-doctor ta poyi settle agitom.

Me: indha class la onnum therala. orey oru sumaar. idha venaa solidalam.
Ramesh: Edhu, third from door ah?
Me: yes...
Ramesh: thanks da. sikkaporadhu naan. unaku poyi help ku vanden paaru.
Suresh: Paramu vum namma class than paathiya?
Ramesh: De, evening sola sonangale. aduku idea kudupiya, ada vitutu...
Me: machi vettiya thaane irukom. Elaa class la yum ponunga first row thaan, onnu onna poyi paatha enna?
Ramesh: Excellent idea.

B section la oruthanayum kaanum. edho lab ku poitanga nu board la eludi irundudu. C section la oru thaarumaaru figure (prachothagam), D la naalu-anju figure and E la sila sumaar.

Suresh: (with aananda kanneer) Kadavulaa paathu senior vaayila apdi oru punishment koduka solirukaan da.
Ramesh: (janakaraj-aboorva sagotharargal style) No silly feelings. Kadamai la paasathuku edam koduka koodadu.

Soon... 9 30 AM.

Physics sir veliya ponaaru, naanga ulla ponom. Last row empty. Seri nu anga settle aanom. Second hour Maths. Oru sir vandaaru. Attendance edutharu. enga moonu perayum edho note panikitaru. Intro nu elaarayum edavadu sola sonaru. Kadasi la poruka mudiyama Ramesh ah nikka vechu oru kelvi ya ketaaru,

Sir: Adepdi da varushaa varusham Madras lendu moonu pasanga vandu first day ve last row la seat pudikiringa?
Ramesh: Vera seat kedaikala sir... Late ah vandhom...
Sir: kedacha munadi vandrupingalo?
Ramesh: Definite ah sir.

Avar chair eduthu first row la girls chair pakathula potaaru.

Sir: Vaanga sir. vandu inga ukaarunga. Ini inda scene podradu, class ku late ah varradhu, idelam pana ipdi thaan.

Ramesh sogamave mugatha vechitu note edthutu ponaan.

Suresh: Pudikadha madriye poraan patha la?
Me: aama da. innaa act!
Suresh: Aduthu indha aal class epo paaru? Kandipa ini late ah than varuven.

Class start aanapram pakathula irunda ponu ta pen ketu vaanginaan.

Suresh: avana kandippa namba kooda serka koodadu da. Naale nimishathu la nacchu nu enjoy pandraan paaru. Naayi, pena va pogaraduku munaadi enta yen kuduthaanu ipo thaane theriyudu...
Me: Vidu da. Avanaachu anubavikatum. Nee board ah paaru. First class.
Suresh: Ipo edho kekaraane. Penaa ku sharpener kekaraano? aiyo ava sirikkarale... Ennala mudiala da, ennala mudiala. School lendu andha naaye kadala podude... neeyo naano edavadu panirupama? mudiala da Siva, mudiala.

Ipadiye poachu.

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Afternoon lunch saptu mudhal la class ku vandhu centre row la centre moonu seat ah yum pudichu ukandom.

Suresh: (to Ramesh) naan adaye thaan soldren. en ta pesaadha.
Ramesh: Hey, what to do ya? Saranya only talked to me ya. She is not even that attractive da.
Me: Ipo eduku peter vidra?
Ramesh: Apdi elam ila you know...
Suresh: Adukulla Saranya va da... nadatharaane da Siva.
Ramesh: Adelaam ila da. Just friends.
Suresh: Adenna da 'just friends'? friend na avalo elakkarama pocho ungalukku? Indha kadala podara naadharigale ipdi thaan da.
Ramesh: De, ungalukaaga senior ta elam sikkiruken da. Ena da ipdi solringa?
Me: Aama da, aama da. Indha thadava manichu vitudalaam da. (Mind voice: apo thaan adutha thadavayum ivanaye use panalam)
Suresh: (Suddenly getting an idea) Seri, apo enakku Saranya intro thariya?
Ramesh: vandhu... She might not prefer that on the first day you know...

Naan saapta saapatla apdiye thoongiten. Half mayaka state la keta sila words. 'Suresh: andha mess la yum ivan vidaama thinnaan da. thoongama?', 'Prof: In this ECE class, we will study...', 'some girl: present sir', 'Prof: Shivashankar.S', 'Ramesh: De siva, nee thaan da pakki', 'Suresh: (changing voice) present sir'...
5 o clk hostel ku poganum nu elupi vitan Ramesh. Suresh already seniors ah paaka poirundaan.

Ramesh: Nee ipdiye Suresh bag edthutu hostel poidu. saranya wanted to tell me something. Ok?

First day classes over, engaluku andha class la Paramu va matum than theryum. Oh, Ramesh ku Saranya va yum theriyum.

Episode 3 here